Embarassing moments.

It’s a habit of mine to catch up on hollywood celeb gossip every day. The site I always go to is Perez Hilton and even though he is the most hated celebrity blogger, he is also the most loved. I have seen countless celebrity divorces, births, but what disgusts me the most is when celebrities like Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears shows their punani (that’s vagina in jamaican). I mean trust me, it’s not an attractive look when they don’t wear underwear in public and the paparazzi flashes their genitals. And not just women, even men flash their meager little dicks that even a woman like me won’t get turned on. That is plain disgusting, stupid and embarrassing.

Speaking of embarrasing moments, I actually just had one today but I won’t tell the details. I’m glad I only had one witness. I will tell one embarrasing thing about myself that I’m sure most of you will admit. I admit I pee in my pants whenever I laugh so hard because I can’t help it! It’s not like I want to sit in the toilet and then laugh my ass off so my piss would fall in there. That would really be silly and not to mention weird. There is one embarrassing moment that my family and I never fail to bring up in conversations. And this one is hitting the books. Let’s just say we laugh whenever we hear the word adult depends. LOL.

On a trip to Chicago to visit my Nanay (grandma) on a weekend, my sister Camille tagged along with my folks. They would’ve left earlier to avoid traffic, but since they woke up later, they left at around 6 am. It also means the start of rush hour traffic. And Illinois is not an easy state to go to, there are always road construction sites that obstruct traffic and make drivers’ heads go crazy. They were stuck in traffic for 3 whole hours and my mom had to pee so bad that she said my dad should pull over and she’ll pee right there on the side of the freeway. She was already whining and crying at this point. Of course my dad said no to this, and she said she cannot hold it any longer so she peed in her pants in the car. My sister Camille couldn’t stop laughing as she tells the story. Now everytime we travel long distances we always have to ask our Mom if she wore a depend aka adult diapers just in case she feels like peeing in her pants again.

Of course, embarrassing moments also happens when you’re drunk. I’ve literally puked on myself and said the silliest things I would never say when I’m sober. If there was one embarrassing moment I remember while drunk is my friend Molly’s 21st birthday, it was my best friend John, Molly and I that went out to Milwaukee that night to celebrate it. I celebrated my 21st 2 months before she did. John drove and we only brought his car. We decided he’ll drive home since he’s sober enough and we were both pretty drunk that we didn’t care who drove. So John, half-sober drove home. Halfway on our way home he decided to pull over on the side of the free way because he said he was falling asleep and he didn’t want to get us into an accident. So we said ok since we were all drunk to care anyway. We all fell asleep. About half an hour later, I noticed that there was a police car behind us. I freaked out and woke John up because I thought he would get busted for DUI or something. The cop warned us that we should drive to the nearest motel and sleep there because we can’t sleep and park on the side of the freeway. So we drove just drove home since we’re pretty close anyway. But that’s not half the funny and embarrassing part. Molly and I had to pee really bad so we took the next exit and found the darkest part of the road to pee at. We found a bunch of trees and bushes on the side of the road and did our deed there. John however didn’t pee. He did a #2! LOL. We got to Molly’s house and John said he’s sleepy again so we slept in the car which was parked in her house. I didn’t get home until 4 am!

So you see, as perfect as you may be, you can never expect the unexpected. Embarrasing moments and all, I don’t care because that just means I’m human and I make mistakes! Especially funny ones!

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